I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
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