You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
I have post one night stand depression
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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