she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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