im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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