if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I got her a Nickelback box set.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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