Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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