You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
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