I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
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