all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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