He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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