didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
y did u give ur computer a hand job?
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
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