That's intense
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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