he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
40s are totally the cure
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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