Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
