Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
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