I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
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