She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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