I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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