No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
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