Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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