ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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