its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
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