We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
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