Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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