For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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