Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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