we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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