Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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