my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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