dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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