Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
3pm strippers are depressing
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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