we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
Randomize