I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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