theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
Randomize