Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
Come share oat with me in your robe
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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