He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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