She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
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