i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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