Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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