I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
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