Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
Don't make out with my wife yet
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
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