I just made out with a guy for $7.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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