Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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