It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
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