I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I think I just sharted jello shots
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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