they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
Randomize
