is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
oh god the rape fog is back!
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
Randomize
