Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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