If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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