He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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