She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
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