You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
you have to choose: penises or morals?
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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