So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
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