i need an iv and a liver transplant
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
I look excited, but its just a facade.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
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