I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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