After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
high people should be assigned attendants
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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