Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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