Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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